COL KU DHACYEY OO TUUGO KU CIDAMISAY (PRT 9)

The Dirty Professor

There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started. The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear the one about the shortage of whores in India?” With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door. “Wait, ladies,” cried the professor, “The boat doesn't leave until tomorrow!”
Translation:

Es gab einen alten Professor, der jede Klasse mit einem vulgären Witz begann. Nach einem besonders bösen Beispiel entschieden sich die Frauen in der Klasse, heraus zu gehen, nächstes Mal wenn er begann. Der Professor erhielt Wind dieses Plans, also das nächster Morgen, die er herein ging und sagte, „guter Morgen, Klasse. Hörten Sie das über den Mangel an Dirnen in Indien?“ Mit dem standen alle Frauen oben und gingen für die Tür voran. „Warte, Damen,“ schrie der Professor, „das Boot geht noch nicht bis Morgen!“

 

Funny Joke

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."