Saturday 30 April 2011

Ar goormu dhintay saxiibaan ahan jirnaye.

Nin dhalin yaro ah oo ciyaal xamar ah aya wuxu cado ka dhigtay in u maalin kasta raadiyo meel Sab (alla bari) ka jirto. Marka u yimaado guriga sabtu ka jirto ayu yirahda ar maantay meeshaan ayaa ku dhintay?
Markaas aya loo sheega hebel ayaa dhintay, markaas ayu ooyaa asago leh “ar goormu dhintay saxiibaan ahan jirnaye”. Markaas aya inta meel la fariisiyo la yirah war wiilka cunta siiya, markey ilinta indhihiisa ka da’aysa ka naxaan.
Maalin maalmaha ka mid ah ayu yimid guri sab lagu cunayo, dabadeedna sida cadada u ahyd yiri “ar yaa meeshaan ku dhintay”? markaas ayaa lagu jawaabay waa “mawlidkii”, dabadeedna intu ooyey yiri ar goormu dhintay saxiibaan ahan jirnaye asagoo weliba ilmeynaya. Markaas ayaa inta la is firiyey qosol lala dhacay, halkaasna filmkii aya uga qarxay ninkaas.

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Friday 29 April 2011

Joke of the week / Witz des tages

Reer jigjigow meydkiina sita!!
 Saddex nin oo reer Ceerigaabo ah (reer Ceerigaabo waxaa lagu xantaa in ay munafaqad ama luggooyo badan yihiin) ayaa Jigjiga tegay, guri ayey qaad u fariisteen. Reer jigjiga laftoodu munafaqada waa lagu yaqaan. Dabadeed nin saddexdii kamid ah aya suuliga (musqushul) aaday, suuligu dibada ayu ku yaalaa. Markii u dibada u baxay ayu arkay nin mayd ah oo guriga albaabkiisa yaala,
Markii u soo dhameystay tartib ayu meeshisii u soo fariistay asagoon cidna wax u sheegin.
Muddo kadib aya mid kale musqusha aaday, asna meydkii ayu arkay. Asagoon cidna wax u sheegin ayu halkiisi faristay. Ninkii saddexaad aya markiisa musqusha aaday, markaasu asna arkay meydkii, markii u soo noqday ayu ku yiri saxiibadis “war wad aragtaane maxan yeelna”? Raggii waxay ku tashadeen in meydka la soo xareeyo, dabadeedna duhurkii markii laga soo baxay ayey masajidka weydistaan naxashka meydka lagu qaado. Saddexdoodii ayaa naxashkii oo meydkii ku jiro inta dusha soo saartay magalada la soo dhex maray ayagoo leh “allahu akbar, allahu akbar,allahu akbar.
Dabadeed dadkii aya la qabtay, markay arkeen in dadkii soo batay ayey tartib midba mar u dusay oo baxsadeen, markasey yiradeen “jigjiga meykeeda ha sidato”.

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Wednesday 27 April 2011

JOKE OF THE WEEK / WITZ DER WOCHE

Ar goormu dhintay saxiibaan ahan jirnaye.
Nin dhalin yaro ah oo ciyaal xamar ah aya wuxu cado ka dhigtay in u maalin kasta raadiyo meel Sab (alla bari) ka jirto. Marka u yimaado guriga sabtu ka jirto ayu yirahda ar maantay meeshaan ayaa ku dhintay?
Markaas aya loo sheega hebel ayaa dhintay, markaas ayu ooyaa asago leh “ar goormu dhintay saxiibaan ahan jirnaye”. Markaas aya inta meel la fariisiyo la yirah war wiilka cunta siiya, markey ilinta indhihiisa ka da’aysa ka naxaan.
Maalin maalmaha ka mid ah ayu yimid guri sab lagu cunayo, dabadeedna sida cadada u ahyd yiri “ar yaa meeshaan ku dhintay”? markaas ayaa lagu jawaabay waa “mawlidkii”, dabadeedna intu ooyey yiri ar goormu dhintay saxiibaan ahan jirnaye asagoo weliba ilmeynaya. Markaas ayaa inta la is firiyey qosol lala dhacay, halkaasna filmkii aya uga qarxay ninkaas.



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COL KU DHACYEY OO TUUGO KU CIDAMISAY PART 4

Riwaayadii 1992 oo dhar kale loo soo xiray
Waa mar kale iyo qoraaladii tixanaha ahaa ee “col ku dhac oo tuugo ku cidamisay” qaybtii afaraad. Qaybtaan waxaan diirada ku saaraya dawlad goboleedyada faraha badan ee maalin walba la isaga dhawaaqayo iyo madaxweynayaasha faraha badan ee maalin walba is magacaabaya.
Waxaan beryahaan dambe sida dareemadii ama cawska u dhulka uga soo baxo marka roob ku da’o oo kale dawlad goboleedyo iyo madaxweynayaal aan xad lahayn. Reer walba dawlad iyo madax weyne ayey ku dhawaaqday, ayado weliba qarkood dhawr madaxweyne leeyihin, kuwo kalena way soo socdaan.
Waxa jirta in ay madaxweynayaashani kawada diwaan gashanyihin xafiiska ergeyga gaarka ah amb. Mahiga oo fadhigiisu yahay magalada Nairobi. Waxaa layaab leh in Mahiga hadba midka u doono u yeerto, asagoo xitaa dawladii TFG da mid walba gooni ula shiraya. Arrintaasi waxay iska wada horkeentay dhamaan wixi madaxda sheeganayey. Amb. Mahiga waxaa u surta gashay in u si sahal ah Somalidii u kala qaybiyo oo hadba qorshaha u rabo u meel marsado, taas waxaa u sii sahlay A/rahman Faroole iyo Sharif Hassan oo dagaal ugu jira sidii ay dawlada hadda jirta u baab’in lahayeen si ay ayagu ula wareegaan. Marxalada hadda Somaliyi mareyso waxay u egtahay tii 1992 gii ururadii faraha badan ee qaba’ilka ku dhisnaa u Botrous Botrous ghali u diwaan geliyey kuwaaso badankood aan meelna xukumin.
Maantayna waxaa la diwaan geliyey madaxweynayaal aan dalkaba joogin oo qurba jog ah ayado la leyahay meel hebel ayu ka socda. Tani waxay marqaati cad u tahy dibindaabyada iyo shirqoolka ummada Somaliyeed lagu hayo taas oo ay u dheertahay dil, dhac, barakicin iyo weliba abaaro.

URUR BEELEDYADDII 1992 EE FARAHA BADNAA
SDM, SPM, SNF, SSDF, USP, SDA, USC-SNA, USC-SSA, SNMS, SNM iyo qaar kalo badan.
Liiska madaxweynayaasha faraha badan iyo maamuladooda

1 Sh. Sharif Sh. Ahmed TFG (Muqdishu)
2 Madaxweyne ma laha weli Awdal Land (Qurbo jog)
3 Dr. Saleban I. Ahmed (Xagle Tosiye) SSC State (Nairobi)
4 Col. Moh’ed Ahmed Alin Galmudug State (Galkacyo)
5 Dr. Moh’ed H Abdi (Carabey) Som. Central State (Nairobi)
6 Dr. A/rahman Faroole Puntland (Garowe)
7 Mudane Moh’d C/llhi Adan Ticey Ximan iyo xeeb (Cadaado)
8 Prof. Ali Abdi Gure Hiiraan State (Qurbo jog)
9 Eng. A/kadir Adan Jiraabey Hiiraan State (Qurbo jog)
10 Dr. Mohamud Abdi Gaab Hiiraan State (Qurbo jog)
11 Dr. Cali cabdi Abuukar "Baab" South West State (Qurbo jog)
12 Prof. Moh’d Abdi Mo’ed Gaandi Azania State (Nairobi)
13 Eng. Abdulqadir Moh’ud Yusuf Juba Raas State (Qurbo jog)
14 Mudane Moh’ed Abdi Nur Kilaas jubaland (Qurbo jog)
15 Weli madaxweyne ma hayo Rascaseyr State (Qurbo jog)
16 Weli Madaxweyne ma hayo Makhir Land (Qurbo jog)
17 Dr Moh’d Haji Mareeg State (Qurba jog)
18 Eng. Omar Yusuf Hussein Wareer iyo Waali State(Qurbo jog)
!Haddi wax iga qaldanyihin ama aan ka tegey fadlan ila soo socodsii!

Madaxweyne Ahmed Moh’ed Moh’ud oo ah Madaxweynaha Somaliland waan ka reebay liiska sababta oo ah waa madaxweynaha kaliya ee shacabkiisu doortay oo xalaal ah, halka kuwa kor ku xusan ay yihin kuwo la soo magacabay ama ayagu ismagacabay.
Haddaba Waxaas oo dhibaatooyin ah oo qof kasta oo waxgarad ah u muqan kara maxaa laga yeela?
Aniga waxay ila tahay in dalka la badbaadin karo haddi la helo dad.
1 DACAD AH, WADDANYIIN AH, GEESIYAALNA AH oo isku xiran,
2 Waa in la hor istaago qorshaha Amb. Mahiga iyo qoloyinka daba socda,
3 Waa in dawlada hadda jirta muddo kurdhin loogu sameyo sii aan kuwo ka liita aysan u imaan,
4 Waa In lagu dadaalo sidii dalka gudihiisa loogu qaban lahaa shir dib u heshisiin ah oo lagu kala gar qaato la iskuna cafiyo, sidii Somaliland ay Borame isgu cafisay.
Waxaan wada ognahay in sida hada Somali ku socoto in aysan cidna dani ugu jirin oo dabar go’ laga dhaxlayo
Somali ceelna uma qodna cidna uma maqna
Waxaan ku baaba’nay afkaar shisheeye oo danahooda oofsanaya markasey u kala dhuumanyaan ayagoo midba midka kale u cayayo.
Siyaasi cadaan ah oo Nairobi fadhiya ayaa laga haya inu yiri “somalidii mid la rumeysto la garan mayo, sababta oo ah kii kuu yimaada kii kaa tegey ayu wax ka sheegayaa”.

DOQONTU XARKIHII LAGU XIRXIRI LAHAA AYADAA XUSULADA KU SIDATA.
Waa socotaa …La soco qaybta asbuuca so socda: “col ku dhacyey oo tuugo ku cidamisay 5 ….
Soona booqo blogs ka
http://ahmedabtidon.wordpress.com/
http://ahmedgureysblog.blogspot.com/
Lana soco maqaalada tixanaha ah ee “COL KU DHACYEY OO TUUGO KU CIDAMISAY” waa waxa dalkeenna haystee.
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Video

Hussein Shire
Prof. Wareersan, Dr. Waashay iyo wadaad waranle ah aya hambadii amxaarada iyo Warlords kasoo hartay isisii daba dhigey oo weliba kii ka fakada ay Alshabaab sugeyso! Allow naga soo gaar.

Monday 25 April 2011

JOKE OF THE WEEK / WITZ DER WOCHE



Biology Class

The teacher asks:
"What is a turbot?"
The small Holger answers:
"Well, that's a very flat fish."
"And you know why he is so flat?"
"Well, because he had sex with a whale."
The teacher is shocked and drag the small Holger director. There, defended the boy.
"The teacher is always provocative questions! But you have to ask why the frog has big eyes."
Does the manager:
"Oh, and why the frog has big eyes?"
"Because he has been watching.

BIOUNTERRICHT
Die Lehrerin fragt:
"Was ist ein Steinbutt?"
Der kleine Holger meldet sich:
"Na, das ist ein sehr flacher Fisch."
"Und weißt Du auch, warum er so flach ist?"
"Na, weil er Sex mit einem Wal hatte."
Die Lehrerin ist entsetzt und schleppt den kleinen Holger zum Direktor. Dort verteidigt sich der Kleine.
"Die Lehrerin stellt immer so provozierende Fragen! Sie hätte doch auch fragen können, wieso der Frosch so große Augen hat."
Meint der Direktor:
"Ach? Und warum hat der Frosch so große Augen?"
"Weil er zugeguckt hat."

Thursday 21 April 2011

COL KU DHACYEY OO TUUGO KU CIDAMISAY PART 3

BA’A BOWE, PUNTLAND BAROOR BADAN
Maantay waxaan qoraalkeyga diirada ku saarayaa muranka aan dhamaadka lahayn ee mamul gobaleedka Puntland iyo TFG da tan iyo waqtigii shirkii Jabuuti ee Sharifka lagu soo magacabay ka dhex ognaa, kaasoo weliba sii laba kacleeyey kadib markii Puntland xariirkii u goysey kana mabnuucday in ay degaankooda yimaadaan.
Waxaa loo bahanyahay in la fahmo sababta u faroole dagaalka aan kala go’a lahayn TFG da ugu qaaday iyo sababaha ka dambeeya.
Waxaan wada xasusanaa waqtigii Dawladii Abdullahi Yusuf ee xabashida dalka la soo geliyey
in Puntland aad u tageertay ayado weliba cidamo fara badan u soo dirtay, dhaqaale fara
badana siineysay TFG da.
Faroole waa ka soo horjeestay heshiiskii Jabuuti iyo dawladii lagu soo dhisayba inkastoo lagu soo magacabay raisulwasare Cumar Abdirashiid oo ka soo jeeda isla degaankaas.
Waxaan kaloo xasuus mudan shirkii Sh Sharif iyo Faroole ku dhex maray Nairobi ee fashilka ku dhamaaday kadib markii Faroole hordhigay sharuudo adag kuwaaso Sharifku ka dhega adeygay. Waxaa kaloo lama ilooban ah Heshiiskii Galkacyo ee Dhex maray Faroole iyo Cumar Abdirashiid, Kaasoo Ka kobnaa 15 qodob. Sidan ognahay heshiiskaas barlamaanka, Gollaha wasiirada iyo madaxtooyada midna lama hor geyn.
Haddaba su’aashu waxay tahay sababta u Faroole cadaadiska intaas la eg u saaray TFG da, meeshi u garab qaban lahaa si dalka nabad loogu soo dabaalo. Miyaanu ogeyn Faroole in horumarka iyo dib u dhiska ay ka horeyso nabada la soo celiyo, mise ujeedooyin qarsoon ayaa jira.
Somalidu waxay tirahdaa “baroortu orgiga ka weyn,” taasoo micnaheedu tahay in aysan ujeedadu ahayn horumarin u Puntland hormarinayo ee ay tahay ujeedo shaqsiyadeed oo qof walba garan karo.
Faroole wuxu raba labada boos ee TFG da ugu sareysa midkood taaso ah madax weynaha ama raisulwasaaraha waana taas sababta u shir kasta oo la qabanayo u hor cararayo.
Markii Sh Sharif u diiday shirkii dhawaan jabuuti lagu qabanayey waa kii carro awadeed xiriirkii oo dhan u jaray TFG da. Dhawaana shirkii Mahiiga waa kii la wada maqlayey sidu u doonayo in wax cusub la dhiso taaso waliba Kaabihiisi hore Cabdullahi Yusuf u wareysigi VOA da ku xaqiijiyey. Gebagebadii Mr Faroole waxaan u sheegi lahaa in u hamigiisa TFG da u cadeysto oo tartanka si toos ah uga qayb galo meeshii u ku gaban lahaa qayb badan ayan u rabaa Puntland iyo shiraarka ayan hor cararayaa iyo intii u dadka sii kala fogeeynayo in u ka shaqeeyo sidii dalka nabad loogu soo dabaali lahaa, somalidana la isugu soo dhaweeyn lahaa.

DOQONTU XARKIHII LAGU XIRXIRI LAHAA AYADAA XUSULADA KU SIDATA.
Waa socotaa …La soco qaybta asbuuca so socda: “col ku dhacyey oo tuugo ku cidamisay 4 ….
Soona booqo blogs ka
http://ahmedabtidon.wordpress.com/
http://ahmedgureysblog.blogspot.com/
Lana soco maqaalada tixanaha ah ee “COL KU DHACYEY OO TUUGO KU CIDAMISAY” waa waxa dalkeenna haystee.
Wa billahi towfiiq
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Sunday 17 April 2011

Joke of the week / Witz der Woche

Grenzpatrouille Österreich - Deutschland.
Österreichischer Beamter: "Guck mal, da hat sich einer aufgehängt!
Das gibt einen Haufen Arbeit. Zur Wache tragen-Formulare
ausfüllen-anrufen u.s.w..Komm wir hängen ihn auf die andere Seite."
Bayrischer Beamter am anderen Morgen: "Schau mal, da hängt er wieder!"

Border Patrol Austria - Germany.
Austrian officials: 'Look, there has hanged himself, the one who gives a lot of work to fill out forms Guard call-etc.Komm we hang on the other side!.. "
Bavarian officials the next morning: "Look, there he is again!"

Thursday 14 April 2011

Joke of the week / Der Witz der Woche

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get
something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.

Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad, there's
one." "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even
feed the dogs. We'll just wait."
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said,
"Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," the father said.
"We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."
About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.
The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."
"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."
"Why not?" asked the son.
"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother

COL KU DHACYEY OO TUUGO KU CIDAMISAY (PART 2)

Waxaan rabaa maantay inaan bal yara falanqeeyo gudomiyaha barlamaanka Somaliyeed ee ku meel gaarka ah doorka u ka cayaarayo siyaasada Somaliyeed iyo Shaqadiisu waxa loo bahnaa in ay noqoto.
Maxay kula tahay shir ay dawlada ingriiska ama talyaniga ama fransisku amaba jarmalku ay diiday, haddii afhayeenka barlamaanka (speaker of the parliament) inta dayaarad qaato uu asagu ka qayb galo!!!! Jawaabtu waa qayaamo qaran.
Markaad u fiirsato dhaqdhaqaaqa siyaasadeed ee dalka hooyo waxaa ku soo baxaya sawir jahwareer iyo isku dhex yaac ah oo aan la fahmeyn dhinaca loo socdo iyo dhinaca laga yimid. Waxaa kaga sii daran in aan la kala garan Karin madaxda dalka ugu sareysa shaqooyinka ay kala leeyihin.
Dawladaani waa dawlad dib u heshisineed, ku meel gaar ah, oo laga rabo in ay dalka nabad ku soo dabaasho una diyaar gareyso sidii looga bixi laha ku meel gaarka oo dawlad rasmi ah la isugu duba ridi lahaa.
Lakin waxaa muqata in ay hawlo kale oo kuwii loo igmaday ahayn ku dhex jirto ha u horeeyo gudoomiyaha barlamaankuye.
Waxyabaha aad la yaabeysid waxaa ugu daran isku dhex yaacsanaanta hayadaha saddexda ah ee dawliga, kuwaaso kala ah sharci dejinta (Legislative), fulinta (Exective) iyo Garsoorka (Judiciary).
Horta Gudomiyuhu shaqadiisu maxay tahay?
Sida ka muqata magaca jagadaan waa inu gudoomiyo shirarka barlamaanka ama golaha shacabka, ilaaliyo habnimo u socodka doodaha barlamaanka iyo qaybsiga hadalka, (sida aan ku aragno barlamaanka ingriiska waa inu “order .. order ka dhex yirahdo aqalka lagu shirayo ee ma ahaa in u shirar kale ka dhex qaylyo).
Waa inu la socdo shaqada gudiyada kala duwan ee barlamaanka, waana inu isku xiro barlamanka iyo hayadaha kale ee dawliga ah si wadanka nabad loogu soo dabaalo.
Lakin sida muqata Sharif Hassan waa ka awood badanyahay gudoomiye barlamaan oo wadanka asaga ayaba raisul wasaare iyo madaxweyne ka ah oo weliba wasiirka arrimaha dibedana asagaba shaqadisii haya.
Waaba yaabe gudoomiyuhu fara badana!!!!!!
Waxaan sidaas u leeyahay asaga ayaa shiraarka dibada ka qayb gala oo dawlada mitala, asaga aya go’aamiya marka doorashada la qabanayo iyo marka dawlada la kala dirayo, waa sidey u muqato. Waxan maalin walba maqalna ama aqrinaa gudoomihii barlamaanka aya calamka (international community) Nairobi kula shiray.
Sida aan la socono wadanka jagada ugu sareysa waxaa ku fadhiya Sh. Sharif Shiikh Ahmed oo ah madaxweynaha dalka, tan ku xigtana waa raisul wasaaraha oo ah hogaamiyaha dawlada.
Marka haddii dawladu tiri shirka ka dhacaya Nairobi kama qayb geleyno oo madaxweynihii iyo raisul wasaarihiiba isku raceen, sidey ku dhacday in gudoomiyihii barlamaanku u ka qayb galo shirkii dawladu diiday inay ka qaybgasho. CJIIB.
Miyusan gudoomiyuhu dawlada kamid ahayn? mise gudoomiyuhu maba fahamsana dawladu waxay tahay iyo shaqooyinka la kala leeyahay. Su’aalahaas waa kuwo u bahan in aan isweydiino jawaabna u helno.
Sidaan kor ku soo xusay dawladu waxay ka kobantahay saddex hayadood, barlamaankuna waa hayad kamid ah saddexda hayadood.
Halkaas waxa ka muqata oo marag madoonto ah in gudoomiyaha barlamaanku ka horyimid nidaamkii dawliga aha.
Waxaa dawlada ku meel gaarka ah looga fadhiya in ay go’aan cad oo aan leexleexad lahayn ka qaadato dhamaan kuwa ka qayb galey shirka ka socda Nairobi oo ambassador Mahiga ku adkeystay in la qabto inkasto ay dawladu diiday.
Bal aan dhawrno waxa dawlada ku meel gaarka ahi arrintaas ka tirahdo iyo go’aanka raisul wasaaraha, madaxweynaha iyo golaha barlamaanku arrintaas qaataan.
Waxay kaloo ila tahay inaan laga amusin arrintaas oo dhamaan Somali meel ay joogtaba laga hadlo qof walbaa fikirkiisa soo bandhigo oo dood arrintaas ku sabsan la furo.

Maantay intaas ayan ku joojinaya lakin la soco qaybaha dambe ee “col ku dhac oo tuugo ku cidamisay part 3.”




DOQONTU XARKIHII LAGU XIRXIRI LAHAA AYADAA XUSULADA KU SIDATA.
Waa socotaa …La soco qaybta asbuuca so socda: “col ku dhacyey oo tuugo ku cidamisay….
Soona booqo blogs ka:
http://ahmedabtidon.wordpress.com/ iyo
http://ahmedgureysblog.blogspot.com/
Wa billahi towfiiq
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CONTACT: ahmed.abtidon@gmail.com

Monday 11 April 2011

COL KU DHAC OO TUUGO KU CIDAMISAY (PART 1)

Waxaa hubaal ah in ay Somalia baab’aday oo aysan jirin umad ahan, dawlad ahaan, dhaqan ahan, dhaqaalo ahaan, mushtamac (society) ahaan iyo dal ahaanba.
Somalidu waxay tiraah “canno daatay waa la dabaqabtaa”, hadaba waxaa loo bahanyahay inaan su’aalo badan isweydiino, jawaabana u raadino si wax loo dabaqabto marxaladan murugta leh.
Waxa kaloo hubaal ah in marxalada dalku marayo mantay ay tahay tii ugu xumeyd labatankii sano ee la soo dhafay marka laga reebo labadii sano ee xabashidu xamar haysatay. Waxaa qof kasta oo wax garta u muqda in mantay taladu somalida faraheeda ka baxday oo ay dad ujeedooyin qarsoon leh gacanta u gashay, waxayna u muqataa inay arrintu gebogebo tahay oo meeshii lala rabay la gaarsiiyey mardhawna la soo afjari doono mushkilada dabada dheeraatay ee geeska Afrika.

Si kastoy noqotaba xalka dalkaan loo dejiyey ma noqon doono mid ay Somalidu inteeda badani ku farxi doonto. Waxayna kalifi doontaa dagaalka sokeeye ee dalkaan naafeeyey inu sii daba dheeraado oo labatan sano oo kale sii socdo, kaasoo meesha u ku dhamaan doono ay adagtahay in la qiyaaso.

Hadaba maxaa maantay Somali la gudboon? Xagee xalku jiraa? Maxaa ugu horeya (Priority) oo lagu dhaqaaqa?
Su’aalahaas in jawaab loo helo add bay u adagtahay marka laga eego inaan waxba Somalida gacanta ugu jirin. Waxaan wada ogsoonahay in waqtiga xadirka ah dalka looga taliyo Nairobi, Addis, Kampala iyo Bujumbura. Waxaan u wada jeedna sida foolxumada badan ee Amb. Mahiga ula dhaqmayo oo sida caruur yaryaro agoon ah, asaguna mas’uul ka yahay hadba meel uga yeerayo. Waa wax runtii laga yaqyaqsoodo, war so tan la dhihi jiray “cad quureed gaajo gobannima ka roon”!

Hadaan dulucdeydii u soo laabto, horta cida is haysata ee dhiban heshiina la’ waa Somalida, marka waxa loo bahanyahay in Somalidu wada hadasho si qilaafadka jir xal loogu helo ayado dalka gudihiisa lagu wada hadlayo.
Waxay ila tahay in dawlada federalka ah ee hadda jirtaa lumisay waqti dahab ah oo lagu wada hadli lahaa si dib u heshisiin dhab ah loo sameeyo, mushkiladana aan dibadaha lagula carari ee gudaha loogu xaliyo.
Waxan aminsanahay in Mushkiladaan ay Somali kaliya xalin karto ee aysan shisheeye u xalin Karin. Labadii sanno ee ugu dambeysay waxaa lagu mashquulay dagaal kasoo ummadii u horseeday burbur iyo baaba’ baahsan iyo qax taaso welibana ay abaaro u dheeraayeen.
Waxay ila tahay muhimada (priority) kowaadi waa in la raadiyo dariiqiyo lagu wada hadlo (diplomatic channels) dalka gudihiisa.
Waxaan kaloo aminsanahay mamul goboleedyada dibadaha lagu dhisayo inaaney fa’ido lahayn ee haddii mamul la dhisayo ay dadka dagaanku soo dhistaan. Maamul goboleedyada faraha badan iyo madaxweynayaasha faraha badan ee dibadaha looga dhawaaqyo waxa looga danleeyahay inusan dalkaani degin oo lagu furfuro (defragmentation), laba gobolo kastana is qabsato amaba reero gobol wada degeni isku qabsadaan.
Madama aan wada ognahay ineysan wadamada deriska ah iyo kuwa calamkaba (international community) xal u hayn Somalida mecno weyn ma sameyneyso in loo kala dhuunto oo midba midka kale ku diro sidaasna weligeed la isu haysto.

DOQONTU XARKIHII LAGU XIRXIRI LAHAA AYADAA XUSULADA KU SIDATA.

Waa socotaa …….
Wa billahi towfiiq
Waxa qoray Eng. Ahmedgurey W. Abtidon
Contact: ahmed.abtidon@gmail.com

Joke of the week / Der Witz der Woche

Three drunks hailed a taxi. The taxi driver seeing that they were so wasted when they got in, he just switched on the engine and switched it off, and said we are here. The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him. The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them would have realized the car didn't move an inch. So what was that for, he asked. Control your speed next time, you almost killed us.

Saturday 9 April 2011

WHAT IS BETWEEN HALAL AND HARAM

There are 7 categories in Islam

The Islamic Judgments are divided into seven (7) types:
The obligatory (wajib), recommended (mandub), prohibited (haram), disliked (makruh), permissible (mubah), valid (sahih), and invalid (batil).
1. The Obligatory (Wajib): This is also called the Fard. It is that the doer of which will receive reward and the neglector of which deserves punishment. This in turn is divided into two subdivisions: the personal obligation (fard ^ayn) and the communal obligation (fard kifayah).
a. The Personal Obligation (Fard ^Ayn): This is what is obligatory upon every accountable (mukallaf) person, like the five prayers.
b. The Communal Obligation (Fard Kifayah): This is an obligation. If some perform it, then others would be relieved from it. Examples are: the congregational prayer (Jama^ah), memorizing the entire book of the Qur’an, and working in the beneficial handiwork that the Muslims need.
2. The Recommended (Mandub): The one who performs this category earns reward, but the one who leaves it out does not deserve punishment. Examples are: the recommended (sunnah) prayers, and using the siwak.
3. The Prohibited (Haram): The one who leaves this out because he is following the orders of Allah earns reward, and the one who performs it deserves punishment. Examples are: drinking alcohol, taking interest, lying, stealing, harming one’s parents, and smoking cigarettes when harmful to one’s health.
4. The Disliked (Makruh): It is that which if one who leaves out, one earns reward and if one performs, one will not be punished. An example is: wasting water during wudu’ or ghusl.
5. The Permissible (Mubah): This is that which if one does, one does not earn reward and if one leaves out, one will not be punished. Examples are: having extravagance in halal (lawful) clothes and food, wearing wool instead of cotton, and eating chickpeas instead of beans.
6. The Valid (Sahih): This is what is in accordance with the rules of Islam and has satisfied all the conditions and integrals.
7. The Invalid (Batil or Fasid): This is the opposite of the valid, i.e., it has not satisfied the conditions and integrals.

Friday 8 April 2011

Joke of the week / Der Witz der Woche

When a man opens the car door for his wife, either the car is new or the wife.

Wenn ein Mann seiner Frau die Wagentür öffnet, ist entweder der Wagen neu oder die Frau.

Qaylodhaan


Thursday 7 April 2011

Wavin' Flag


NABAD MISE COLAAD




SHIIKH HASSAN DAHIR MA NABADU KEENAY MISE COLAAD IYO DHIILO HOR LEH AYU WADAA?



Marka hore mahadi allaha weyn ayey u sugnaatay, naxariis iyo nabadgelyona nabigeeni suubana korkiisa ha ahaato.

Marka xigga waxaan halkaan ku salaamaya dhamaan ummada soomaaliyeed meel kasta oo ay joogaan.

Marka xigga waxaan tacsi u diraya geesiyaasha naftooda iyo dhiigooda, iyo maalkooda u huray dib u xoreeynta dalka hooyo. Janaadii ilaahay ha ka waraabsho.

Waxaan kaloo Tacsi u diraya anigoo aad uga tiiranyeysan dhamaan eheladii ay ka geriyoodeen mujahidiinta kala ah Sharif Maxamud Xassan Kariye, Maxamed Maxamud Jimcaale Cagaweyne iyo Abdullahi Cise Abtidon.

Kuwa dhiiga shacabka masaakiinta ee masiibadu ku habsatay sida sharci darada ah maalin walba u daadinayaa insha allah maalin lagu xisaabtamo ayaa imaan doonta, lamana iloobi doono.

Haddaan dib ugu soo noqdo Dulucda qoraalkeyga waxaan rabaa bal inaan wax ka irahdo socdaalka Sh Dahir Aweys iyo wareysiyadii u ka sii dayey idaacadaha.
Haddaan wax yar dib ugu noqdo sanadkii 2006 kadib markay bilaabeen war lordskii  dhiig cabyada ahaa (la dagaalanka argagixisada) inay culumada beec geeyaan oo ka iibiyaan xukumadii Bush ee Mareykanka ka talineysay aya dadweynaha reer Muqdishu waxay bilaabeen inay garab istaagan culumadii oo ay dafacaan.

Arrintaasi waxay keentay in ragii 15ka sano shacabka birmageytada ah xasuuqayey maalmo kooban looga taqaluso.

Dalka hooyo wuxuu maantay maraya marxalad aad u adag oo taariikhi ah isla markaasna xasaasi ah, una bahan in wax laga qabto oo sida ay hadda tahay aan lagu fiirsan karin. Waxay u bahantahay, meesha xaalku hadda marayo in laga hagaajiyo mooye aan looga sii darin, wixii uga sii darayana laga hortago.
Waxay kaloo u bahantahay in maantay shacabka loo hiiliyo, oo looga hiiliyo beladaan diinta ku adeeganeysa, dadkana cuneysa.

Waxaan aragna raggii shalay shacabku u hiiliyey oo aan maantay dan ka lahayn shacabka ayagoo si ula kac ah shacabkii u gumaadaya.Culumaddii maantay waxay u kala baxeen qaar wax gumaadaya iyo qaar ku fiirsanay oo aan xaqii sheegeyn. Waxan ognahay Shiikh Xasan Dahir inu 30 sanadood iyo weliba sa’id dagaal ku jiray kaasoo dad fara badan oo Soomaali ah ku naf iyo maalba waayeen. Natiijada dagaaladaas ka soo baxday waan wada ognahay.Maantay waxaa la soo gaaray waqtigii qorika la iska tiirin lahaa oo qaab nabad ah wax lagu raadin lahaa. Dagaal wiilbaa ku dhinta ee wiil kuma dhasho.

Shiikha waxaan xasuusinaya dhibatada dabada dheeraatay ee ummadaan ku habsatay in aw isagu si toos ah ugu lug lahaa.“Aqoon daro illahow ha nagu cadabin, eexashose ha nooga tegin.”

 
Haddalada Shiikh Xassan ka soo yeeray anigu koley kuma farxin, sababta oo ah waxay igu muuqdeen kuwo dhabaato, dhiilo iyo dagaal soo kordhinaya. 
Shiikh Xassan waa shaqsi diinta yaqaan ogna waxa saxa ah iyo dariqa toosan, umase arko nin aw u muuqdo dariiqaas, Sababaha soo socda awgood.
Waa wax laga xumaado in Shiikh Xassan yirahdo Shiikh Sharif cadaw ayu uu shaqeynayaa. Markii Shiikhu ka hadlayey dhaqan gelinta shareecada wuxuu yiri; “Dadkii keenay masaladaan ayaa hirgelinay”, lakin waxaa noo muuqda in dadkii masaladaan keenay ay yihiin kuwaas Al Shabaab ay midmidka u qaarijinayaan.

 Shiikh xassan Dahir waxaan weydiinayaa su’aalahaan soo socda: Maxaad Shiikhow uga hadli weysay mujahidiinta xaqdarada Al Shabaab ku leyneyso?Maxaad uga hadli weysay isku daygii lagu dili lahaa Sh Cabdulqadir Cali Cumar?Maxaad uga hadli weysay isku daygii lagu qarajin lahaa Nabdoon Ahmed Diiriye?Maxaad uga hadli weysay qarajinta sharci darada ah ee Al Shabaab ka wado inta u dhaxaysa Galkacyo ilaa Marka.

Maxaad uga hadli weysay shacabka lagu layey Dhusamareeb, Guriceel, Mataban, Ceelbuur, Beledweyn, Jowhar, Xamar, Marka iyo meelo kaloo badan ayadoo la adeegsanaya magac dimeed? Waxaan kaloon Shiikha weydiinayaa Xal aan Xabad ahayn ma haysa?Adeer ujeedadaadu hadey tahay kursiga Shiikh Sharif Shiikh Axmed ku fadhiyo, ogow kursiga hal qof ayaa ku fariisan lahaa, maantayna waxaa ku fadhiya Shaqsi Soomaali oo dhan ay raali ka tahay loona bahanyahay in aad adiguna raali ka noqotid.

Waxaan u haystay inaad tahay halyey u kacay ummada, lakin markaan si aad ah ugu fiirsado erayadaada waxaa ii soo baxaysa inaad weli dagaal u ciil qabto. Taas ummada soomaaliyeed kuwood wanaag doonka ah kulama qabaan, kuwa Puntland tahniyadaha kaga soo dirayana waxay raba inay Xamar sii baaba’do oo anay weligeed degin. Shiikh Sharif Sh Axmed mudadii yareyd ee uu Xamar joogay wuxuu qabtay hawlo fara badan oo mirahooda hada la arko, wax alla wixii hawsha socota carqaladeynayana waa in laga hortago.

Somaalidu waxay tirahdaa “warimeyside war ha ka haro”, marka adeer mantay waa aduun berrina waa akhiro. Waad soo halgantay ee adeer waqtigii nasashada ayaad ku jirta ee naso,Waxaan ku jirna waqtigii isbadelka jiilka, marka Fadlan jiilka ka yar hawsha u da.

Waxaa hubaal ah inay ragii siyaasada isku hayey 40kii sano ee la soo dhaafay isku telex tageen illaa iyo gaallo iyo Amxaaro la isu soo kaxaystay. Maantay xaq doon ma aha ee waa xal doon,Maantay waxay taagantahay daba qabasho.Maantay waxay rabtaa u gargaaris.“Canno daatayba dabdoodaa la qabtaa”.Maantay arrintu shacabka ayey taagantahay, ee shacabkow isusoobaxa oo ka mudaharaada dadkaan dhiigina baneystay.Shacabkow ka dhiidhiya dhiiglawayaashaan dhiigiina baneystay.War ummadow isku soo baxaa oo cod keliya ku dhaha diidnay oo diidnay,Dagaal dambe diidnay.

War kuwa agtiina hoobiyaha ka ridaya qabta oo dhagax ku dilla dhiigiisu waa banaanyahaye. War kuwa gafuurka duubtay qabta oo dhagax ku dilla.Shacabku waa inu isusoo baxo oo mar kale ay ka dhidhiyaan dhibka loo geysanayo, waana in ay taageeraan nabada. 

ALLOW CULUMADA CILMIGII NOOGU SOO CELI,ALLOW NABADII DALKA NOOGU SOO CELI,ALLOW UBADKA EDEBTII NOOGU SOO CELI,ALLOW DUMARKA XISHOODKII NOOGU SOO CELI,ALLOW ODAYAASHA TALADDII NOOGU SOO CELI,ALLOW UMMADA AAMINAADDII NOOGU SOO CELI,ALLOW CULUMADA DACADII NOOGU SOO CELI,
Allow shacabkeena dhiigii iyo dhiranaantii iyo kartidiiba noogu soo celi.WIXII DHIIG LAHOW KACA. 

Wa billahi tawfiqWq: Ahmed W AbtidonEmail: 
ahmedgurey007@hotmail.com

Wednesday 6 April 2011

Halgankii Dhicisoobay

Halgankii Dhicisoobay ee Qarankeenii Ina Dhaafshay, Qomamaa ka Dambeysay
Qormadaan waxaan rabaa inaan wax ka iraahdo qormooyinkii ay is dhaafsadeen Dr. Hiraabe oo ah nin aan qormooyinkiisa jecelahay iyo Oromo oo asna qoraalo badan qoray: “Cali iyo Caydiid mise Cali iyo macaawiye”.
Ugu horeyn marxalada hadda taagani iyo tii Cali iyo Caydiid wax badan ayey kala duwanyahiin, ragga hadda joogaana way ka duwanyihiin kuwii hore, sababto ah Sh Shariif waa nin ahlu diin ah, waa ninkii aan gudoomiyaha gudiga fulinta u dooranay, waa ninkii aan gudoomiyaha ururkii dib u xoreynta u dooranay oo maantayna quwadihii shisheeye ee naga soo horjeeday ay ogolaadeen inu madaxweyne noo noqdo, waana fursad qaali loona bahanyahay inaan ka fa’ideysano.
Sh. Sharif waxaa looga fadhiyaa inu asaxaabtiisi hore ay u wada shaqeyn jireen u gacanta u fidiyo kuna soo dabaalo barnamijka socda. Sh. Xasan Dahir Aweysna ma aha Caydiid ee waa nin diinta ehel u ah oo dadka aan burbur dambe u hor seedi doonin, marka yaan laga hor dhicin. Madaxweyne Sh. Sharif howsha ugu weyn ee hortaala waa NABADEYN IYO SOO CELINTA ABNIGA IYO KALA DAMBEYNTA (reconciliation, security and rule of law).
Ragiina wax qorana waxaan idin oranayaa, Qormooyinkiini hore bedela oo daruurtaan nabadeed ee illahay  maantay Xamar kor keenay, in ay ku da’do ha lagu gubaabsho, Ummadaan 20ka sano masiibadu ku habsatay ee noqotay, mid la dilay, mid hambo xabadeed ah oo cuuryaan ah, mid badu liqday, mid qaxooti ah oo wadama kale lagu bahdilo, qaar gaaloobay oo diintii laga saaray, qaar la yeeshay oo dad kale iska kaxaysteen, qaar macluul iyo gaajo dishay oo wax u gagaara wayey, iyo qaar dil sugayaal ah oo inay xabad ku dilaan inkaar qabayaal magac dimeed wata. Marqaati waaxa ka ah dadka masaakiinta ah ee Dhusamareeb, Guriceel, Masagawa iyo Xamarba lagu laynayo ayadoo diin lagu gabanayo.
Lixdii sano ee ugu dambeysay dadku ku nool kunfurta Soomaaliya figirkoodi aad ayu isu bedelay halkan dheer oo nabadii iyo kala dambeyntii lagu soo celinayana waa la galay, dadkuna dadkii 91kii waa ka fakir duwanyahay.
Haddaan u soo noqdo waqtigii USCda  garahaan Cali iyo Caydiid midkoodna dawlad xalaal ah oo wada tashi iyo gorgootan dheer iyo dibu heshisiin ku timid Xamar ma keenin ee wixii hore u yaalay ayey waxay burburshaan iyo wax ay beec geeyaan ey ka dhigeen. Cali iyo Caydiid beelo walaalo ah oo deris wanaag iyo nabad ku wada noolaasho ka dhexeysay, weligoodna colaado iyo dagaalo aanay dhexmarin ayey isu adeegsadeen.
Cali iyo Caydiid, anigu waxaan  qabaa inaaney ahayn rag qaran ama ujeedo qaran lahaa ee ay ahaayn sidii laba qolo oo geeli ay soo dheceen ku dirirtay, ama qolyihii la sheegayey ee la yiri qabaal wiil jabshay ayey boqol nin isaga dileen. Dagaalkoodi wuxuu meesha ka saaray ujeedadii qarannimoo ee halganka loo soo galay dhiiga badana loo daadshay. Sidaa kuwa qabaalka ku diriray u garan waayeen iney qabaalka kabtaan ayey kuwaana u garan waayeen inay isu tanaasulan oo qaranka wada dhistaan.
Haddii 91kii taas Cali iyo caydiid garan lahayeen maantay Amxaar injir lihi inta Xamar yimaado sideed Xafadood dhulka lama simeen masajidyadana kuma xaareen. Waxaa hubaal ah xalku waqtigii Cali iyo Caydiid inu taan ka sahlanaa, laakiin waxay ku sifoobeen:
Siyaasiin isku sheegyadii USC horboodayey oo dhamaantood low class ahaa ayagoo dadkii Xamar qoloqolo u kala saaray, iskana horkeenay.
Ayagoo seegay inay dembileyaashi beelahooda ka soo jeeday ee golihii sare ee kacaanka  qabqabtaan.
Ayadooo ujeedo qaran mesha ka maqneyd
Gorgortan Qabiil iyo isqanci la’aan
Xalko xabad lagu raasho
Danta shaqsi oo laga hormarsho tan guud
Farateysi ama bililiqo baahsan aan cidina wax ka oran
Macaash raaadis oo dariiq kasta loo maro
Iibsi hantidii qaran iyo sun ku dugistii wadanka
Siyaasin wax garta oo aan maslaxa ka dhexmuuqan
Danti qaran oo lagu badeshay wax yar oo dollar ah

Marka waxaa ila haboon in aan dooda kor uga qaadno oo nidaamka qoloqoleysiga ka saarno aan qaran dhisid ka hadalno (Nation building).
Waa inaan ka gudubnaa nidaamka ah in shaqsi walba yiraahdo haddii wixii lagu heshiyaba aan la igu darin looma dhameyn, oon u gudubna in shaqsigu haddii uusan boos helin chance dambe u sugto kuna samro wixi lagu heeshiyo.
Waa inaan la nimaadno cada siyaasadeedka calamka looga dhaqmo (political culture) oo ku dhisan tartan, fakir, iyo aqoon dynaamig ah, kana tagno siyasadaan xun ee farfar ku taagga ah ee qayaxan ee dunida oo dhami nagula yaabtay oo weliba noqotay wax afrikaanku ay political joke ka sameeyeen ama ku shacireystaan(ku maadeystaan).
Waar wax Qabiil ka weyn aya na mideeya, Soomaalibaan wada nahay, Muslinbaan wada nahay, Sunibaan wada nahay, shaaficiyaan wada nahay, hal degaan ayaan wada leenahay, hal luuqadna waa wada leenahay. Waxa Noobigu garto miyaan garan weyney.
Waa.
Ninka siyaasada hunguriyey figirna waa la yimaada figirna waa diida, lakin anagu yanaan hal nin figirkiis qolo lo nusbeyn, hana la kala saaro figirka shaqsiga iyo kan guud.
Sideedaba anigu koley qabiliyologiga ama culunta qabiilka ma aaminsani sababta oo ah waa cilmi aan billow iyo dhamaad toona lahayn. Cilmigu waa inu billow (book1) iyo meel looga najaxo oo degree looga qaato leeyahay nidaamka qabiilku ma laha waana sida basasha oo kale oo waa qolfo kaliyaha.
Haddaba Dooda hadda taagani ma aha arrin laba beelood u dhaxaysa, meeshuna miyi maha, ceel layskuma haysto, geelna lama kala qaadin, gabarna lama kufsan.
Sheekadu diina ma aha oo anagoo dhan boqolkiiba boqol dad muslim ah ayaan nahay, ee waxa aan ka hadlayno waa qaran dumay oo sabaabo badan awgeed u dumay sidii dib loogu dhisi lahaa (modern nation building).
Doodu laba qolo waa ka weyntahay, sheekadu qaran bay tagantahay, marka aniga waxay ila muuqata inaan marxalada maantay taagan aan la barbar dhigi karin tii 91kii ama tii asaxaabihii. Ragga maantay jihaadka la taaganna diin u diriri mayaan ee masiir siyaasadeed ayey qori caradi ku raadinayaan, hadday dacad yihiina ha ku soo biireen Dawlada Sh. Sharif asaga aya wadadii xukun shareecada islaamka la isku xukumo na gaarsiinaye.
Waxaa hubaal ah in siyaasadii USCda ee 91kii ay taarikh mugdi ah noo horseday, waxaanse jeclaan lahaa inaan horey fiirino loona wada tafa xayto sidii dawladnimadii iyo kala dambeyntii loo soo celin lahaa.
Waxaan ognahay ilmaha 91kii afar jirka ahaa inu maantay joogo asagoon aqoon waxa ay dawladi tahay, marka fadlan qormooyinkiina iyo doodaha ha loo badiyo qaran dhis nabadeyn, iyo waxbaris jiilka da’yarta ah.

Wabillahi tawfiq                    February 13, 2009